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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Angel In The Detail Limited Ed. 2xLP (US BASED SHIPPING)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Even on the darkest day. Even on the longest night. Even when there seems to be no hope left.
    Even when you surf the channels and see only monsters.
    Even little you, little me, pacing our way through a forest of dark menacing shadows wondering if the great creator had simply sneezed upon the candle we need to guide us through to kinder pastures.
    Even now my friends, there is an Angel In The Detail.

    An album two years in the making. There were a few diversions, a few questions never answered, and a cloud full of value moments. The latter have been preserved for you here and many will be related live in the forthcoming Legendary Pink Dots’ 40th Anniversary Tour. In fact we turn 40 in August 2020 , but I guess there is no harm in starting things early.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Angel In The Detail via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Even on the darkest day. Even on the longest night. Even when there seems to be no hope left.
    Even when you surf the channels and see only monsters.
    Even little you, little me, pacing our way through a forest of dark menacing shadows wondering if the great creator had simply sneezed upon the candle we need to guide us through to kinder pastures.
    Even now my friends, there is an Angel In The Detail.

    An album two years in the making. There were a few diversions, a few questions never answered, and a cloud full of value moments. The latter have been preserved for you here and many will be related live in the forthcoming Legendary Pink Dots’ 40th Anniversary Tour. In fact we turn 40 in August 2020 , but I guess there is no harm in starting things early.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Angel In The Detail via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days

      $13 USD or more 

     

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Even on the darkest day. Even on the longest night. Even when there seems to be no hope left.
    Even when you surf the channels and see only monsters.
    Even little you, little me, pacing our way through a forest of dark menacing shadows wondering if the great creator had simply sneezed upon the candle we need to guide us through to kinder pastures.
    Even now my friends, there is an Angel In The Detail.

    An album two years in the making. There were a few diversions, a few questions never answered, and a cloud full of value moments. The latter have been preserved for you here and many will be related live in the forthcoming Legendary Pink Dots’ 40th Anniversary Tour. In fact we turn 40 in August 2020 , but I guess there is no harm in starting things early.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Angel In The Detail via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      $19 USD or more 

     

  • Angel In The Detail Limited Ed. 2xLP (EU BASED SHIPPING)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Even on the darkest day. Even on the longest night. Even when there seems to be no hope left.
    Even when you surf the channels and see only monsters.
    Even little you, little me, pacing our way through a forest of dark menacing shadows wondering if the great creator had simply sneezed upon the candle we need to guide us through to kinder pastures.
    Even now my friends, there is an Angel In The Detail.

    An album two years in the making. There were a few diversions, a few questions never answered, and a cloud full of value moments. The latter have been preserved for you here and many will be related live in the forthcoming Legendary Pink Dots’ 40th Anniversary Tour. In fact we turn 40 in August 2020 , but I guess there is no harm in starting things early.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Angel In The Detail via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

lyrics

MAID TO MEASURE

Get a grip. Now
read the manual.
By the hips
or by the handles
Easy now no rips, no tangle.
No sharp angles,
Bear in mind the merchandise is shy…...
Say hi  now to your newly blushing bride.

Please return if not delighted
15 days and nights to try it.
30 years for you to buy it
No surprises.
Bear in mind the merchandise is smart.
We warned you when you added to your cart.

So much more than just a toy
She’ll solve your problems
Won’t annoy with pointless probes.
A Funny noise.
Yet sensitive, with big blue eyes.
A better friend than all those guys..
Just treat her like your special prize.
Please don’t use her .
Don’t abuse her….
Don’t refuse her….

So  who’s real, and who’s machine?
Who knows the answers, keeps things clean…
Who sees the  future, what it means…
Who’s obsolete?
The mirror’s unforgiving of this guy yet never sees your humble  blushing bride.

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from Angel In The Detail, released August 23, 2019

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